They always say that pregnancy does weird things to one’s body.
Then they proceed to list things like constipation and heartburn and stretch marks – the same things that everybody lists… the things that really aren’t so weird when you think about it.
Where are the truly weird symptoms? The ones most people never have excepting the few who scour the Internet for someone to relate to.
I’m going to list some of the less than lovely things I’m experiencing with pregnancy, and it’s stuff I’ve not seen in other reports: